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Oct 17 '14

abe lincoln was 299-1 in wrestling, so why did we get abraham lincoln: vampire hunter and not abraham lincoln: over the top professional wrestler.

Oct 17 '14

sandandglass:

Bryan Stevenson on The Daily Show.

Sep 28 '14
laughterkey:

californiapunk:

California Bears by Alex Ramirez
Crust Punk Possum

#trashnymphs

#aspiration

laughterkey:

californiapunk:

California Bears by Alex Ramirez

Crust Punk Possum

#trashnymphs

#aspiration

Sep 25 '14
Sep 22 '14

edwardspoonhands:

I know I just said we shouldn’t respond to trolls…but I spent some time in the comments of THE VIDEO IN QUESTION and there are a number of ladies just being totally badass and awesome, so I wanted to share.

"…go back to the kitchen woman"
"that’s a good idea, lemme go get a knife"

^^^ best response

Sep 1 '14
fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

image

Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

Aug 23 '14

Anonymous asked:

Regarding the whole feminism debacle, don't you think that a website like Cracked should probably not take sides on issues like this and begin alienating fans?

thisdanobrien:

[Speaking on behalf of myself and not Cracked-at-Large, the policies and shape of which are not under my sole jurisdiction.]

I’m not talking/thinking about every sub-faction of feminism and every misguided protest or action that has resulted from a misinterpretation OF feminism, because feminism is such a huge thing and, as Soren pointed out, not everyone is going to be getting it right, all the time. There will be feminist spin-off groups that don’t quite grasp the message, there will be groups that pervert and distort it for their own agenda, and there will be groups that go overboard and so on, but that is true of literally every movement (civil rights-related, political, religious or otherwise) in the history of time.

I’m by no means an expert, which is why I’m trying to learn, but what I think about when I talk about feminism is what I remember being articulated to me by my sisters-in-law and what I saw/see embodied by my Mom’s example (and my Dad’s, for that matter), and it’s a really simple and clear message to me: Equal political, economic and social rights for men and women. There are smaller and more specific aspects of this broader conversation that are a particular focus of mine (representation in fiction/pop culture, educating people to help make an America where a woman can walk down the street at night feeling exactly as safe as I do, every night of my freaking life [which is to say, very]), but the core remains the same:  Equality where it doesn’t currently exist.

So, when you talk about “taking sides,” my knee-jerk response is, uh, what’s your side? I’m not trying to be glib here. I could be wrong but, according to my slow, caveman brain, if my side is equality for men and women then the other side must be inequality, right? And if that’s the case, then, no, I don’t feel any responsibility to give the other side representation in my writing. There’s the potential that in doing so I’ll be alienating readers that either want men to have more rights than women or women to have more rights than men, but that’s a risk I’m absolutely fine with.

Jul 10 '14
Jul 10 '14

A letter to WIND mobile about my account balance

Greetings WIND employee,

I have been receiving phone calls and text messages about my account balance, which I understand is approximately $___.  I understand your concern about my lack of recent payments and I assure you it was not my intention to cause such worry. 

Now, on to my excuses reasons for nonpayment: 

Unfortunately, but not surprisingly, OSAP has fucked with my funding and gave me about half what I needed to survive over the summer and pay my tuition.  I am currently waiting for a response from my school about a bursary, and will not be able to make any payments until I receive the bursary (assuming I am in fact awarded said bursary). I ask that you please do not suspend service to my phone, though I understand that there are probably policies on such matters that one cannot ignore.  University financial aid is a bureaucratic nightmare, and I can not say with any degree of certainty how long it will take before I receive or am denied my bursary.  At best it will be some time tomorrow; at worst it will be early September when I no longer am pressed for cash.  My account balance will (eventually) be paid in full, and I feel that suspending my service would do nothing but damage our burgeoning relationship. 

If it’s any consolation, I haven’t been able to pay my termination of service fees to Telus either, and you guys will be first up because you mean so much to me.  Please feel free to call me (or rather, call me more, though I get horrible/non-existent reception on the WIND network from my home)  for further information on my situation, as I have been unable to breech the robot wall and reach a real person when I have called.

Love always,

Mattu

Jun 28 '14
Mistakes

Mistakes

Jun 27 '14
Jun 18 '14
Jun 15 '14
May 12 '14

(Source: jillsandwich)

May 12 '14

i knew it

(Source: amandapanda10)